Johnny Gear @johnnygear@rubber.social

Blah, sidekiq for mastodon seems to crap out every few weeks, any other instance admins seeing that?

I've set up some alerts so I'll at least get notified right away next time...

I keep seeing pics of the black Holy Trainers and thinking about how sleek they look, and get a little embarrassed… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1112715280394928128

As we say in Chicago: vote geary, vote often! https://t.co/hEjLF5wx3Y

"Why is your arm so slimy?" "Because I was playing with Johnny earlier and he's full of lube!" @rubberfreak @chicagogear

I typically don't like politics on horny accounts, but this is directly related... https://twitter.com/saraspot/status/1097904397042933761

Had a cuddly friend for bed last night

... but I haven't sufficiently fetishized the old Tech 10 yet... https://t.co/uKFSt052jG

Blah, S3 transfer costs for this instance were $60 last month, trending to be even more this month. Wonder if silencing flooders on other instances will help? Or if I need to actually suspend people here, though there's only like 4 accounts with 1,000+ toots...

Sir likes to see how slow he can make the milker go

Sir is an extremely good boy @chicagogear https://t.co/PNBOuWg0H2

TweetCaster is flipping my pictures upside down? :/ https://t.co/NH7irGYEpp

New bedtime friend

Well that was interesting. Background worker crashed earlier this week and got pretty backed up. Will need to figure out how to monitor that better...

That warm fuzzy feeling when a stranger calls you 'bro' at the gym...

tfw you receive a "Service Outage Window" email for the bluetooth lock that holds your chastity keys...

In that spirit I've also turned off @filthybot

Yeah I'm going to adopt some policy soon around people flooding with non-OC content... in the meantime I've silenced a few accounts. I'd like to encourage original content and community.

@SwitchDILF Please change your avatar to something that doesn't have exposed genitals, since avatars can't be CW'd

@givemebodeh Please change your avatar/banner to pictures that don't have exposed genitals, since they can't be CW'd

The Wheel of Time turns, and ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legends fade to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. In one Age, called the third age by some, an Age yet to come, an age long pass, a gimp strains in its bonds. The gimp was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings or endings to the turning of the Wheel of Time. But it was a beginning.