... but I haven't sufficiently fetishized the old Tech 10 yet... t.co/uKFSt052jG

Blah, S3 transfer costs for this instance were $60 last month, trending to be even more this month. Wonder if silencing flooders on other instances will help? Or if I need to actually suspend people here, though there's only like 4 accounts with 1,000+ toots...

Sir likes to see how slow he can make the milker go

Well that was interesting. Background worker crashed earlier this week and got pretty backed up. Will need to figure out how to monitor that better...

That warm fuzzy feeling when a stranger calls you 'bro' at the gym...

tfw you receive a "Service Outage Window" email for the bluetooth lock that holds your chastity keys...

Yeah I'm going to adopt some policy soon around people flooding with non-OC content... in the meantime I've silenced a few accounts. I'd like to encourage original content and community.

@SwitchDILF Please change your avatar to something that doesn't have exposed genitals, since avatars can't be CW'd

@givemebodeh Please change your avatar/banner to pictures that don't have exposed genitals, since they can't be CW'd

The Wheel of Time turns, and ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legends fade to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. In one Age, called the third age by some, an Age yet to come, an age long pass, a gimp strains in its bonds. The gimp was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings or endings to the turning of the Wheel of Time. But it was a beginning.

I've also toyed with the idea of patching the server so other instances always see pictures from this instance with the sensitive flag on...

Hi new friends from tumblr! Mastodon has this cool feature where you can tag pictures as "Sensitive content" or you can put them behind a custom "Content Warning". Since we federate with other servers probably a good idea to use one of those for your NSFW content.

As instance admin I think anything not street legal (exposed genitals) should be CW'd, but otherwise it's a courtesy. I could be convinced otherwise though...

Out of morbid curiosity I jumped to part 70 of one of those million part stories and... *squints* The master is doi… twitter.com/i/web/status/10681

I should put in my will a clause that someone has a to make a supercut of all the videos I have of @chicagogear com… twitter.com/i/web/status/10668

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