This new leather lined sleepsack is sooo amazingly thick, it's going to be dangerous when it's broken in...

Blah, sidekiq for mastodon seems to crap out every few weeks, any other instance admins seeing that?

I've set up some alerts so I'll at least get notified right away next time...

I keep seeing pics of the black Holy Trainers and thinking about how sleek they look, and get a little embarrassed… twitter.com/i/web/status/11127

"Why is your arm so slimy?" "Because I was playing with Johnny earlier and he's full of lube!" @rubberfreak @chicagogear

I typically don't like politics on horny accounts, but this is directly related... twitter.com/saraspot/status/10

Blah, S3 transfer costs for this instance were $60 last month, trending to be even more this month. Wonder if silencing flooders on other instances will help? Or if I need to actually suspend people here, though there's only like 4 accounts with 1,000+ toots...

Well that was interesting. Background worker crashed earlier this week and got pretty backed up. Will need to figure out how to monitor that better...

That warm fuzzy feeling when a stranger calls you 'bro' at the gym...

tfw you receive a "Service Outage Window" email for the bluetooth lock that holds your chastity keys...

Yeah I'm going to adopt some policy soon around people flooding with non-OC content... in the meantime I've silenced a few accounts. I'd like to encourage original content and community.

@SwitchDILF Please change your avatar to something that doesn't have exposed genitals, since avatars can't be CW'd

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Shiny Mastodon

A kink, gear, and BDSM-friendly Mastodon instance