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Hello I am a 31 year old gay man someone please teach me how to put product in my hair t.co/NOdAuNjsvx

Cute cow-orker followed me on twitter, TweetDeck is a minefield for following from the right account... t.co/Tv2nR5HZoJ

The most important feature of our IML room this year, it fits perfectly! t.co/cIEUEzOFNN

me: grrrr why can't I ever pack less than three bags for an event

also me: t.co/S9TwAJRMZ9

Get you a physical therapist/witch doctor that loves you like mine does 😍😍😍 t.co/aLgP3zkq0W

Dammit Amazon you don't have to remind me what I was looking at last night when I was horny... t.co/F229rgnH8q

You can tell we're done playing when we start blasting Dolly Parton in the basement shower t.co/TcNU3EdgPg

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Shiny Mastodon

Be pervy, be kind. A kink, gear, and BDSM-friendly Mastodon instance. Approval required for sign-up for anti-spam purposes. Don't need much, just enough to show you're not a spammer. Just a simple "I like rubber" works, even!